Disassociated Press
| Both the rock world and the scientific community was stunned today,
when recent images of the planet Mars were found which apparently display
the distinctive likeness of Grammy-winning singer and producer Trent Reznor. "I was just looking through the back catalog," says photo discoverer Jimmy Roswell, "and there he was--Trent himself." Roswell, an extraterrestrial buff and member of the Mutual UFO Network was digging through NASA's back catalog of digitized images, searching for the notorious "Face On Mars", a Viking image discovered by Dr. Richard Hoagland which supposedly shows a human face rising from the planet's surface. But he got more than he bargained for. NASA spokesman Dr. Don Cherry, in a press conference earlier this morning, gave the terse response "We don't know what this kid found. But it obviously isn't this Reznor guy." |
 The original image, as found by James Roswell |
A processed version of the image
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When confronted with an actual image of Mr. Reznor, and the cleaned-up
and processed version of the Viking image (above), Dr. Cherry said
"Well, yeah. I mean, it looks like him. But this formation is a minimum
of fifteen million years old. Mr. Reznor's what...in his early thirties?"When directly asked about the image,
Meanwhile, another press conference was being held--this time by Nothing
Records, Reznor's own record label, at which Reznor himself made an appearance. |
